Oh, engineers...

"What is your ASAP deadline?"
~An engineer in the San Antonio office whose name shall not be divulged

We were highly amused.

It DOES work.

Wings and I spent some time tonight reminiscing about life back in the day (and by "back in the day," I mean "a year or so ago"), when all was right with the world. When, together, we ruled Transit with benevolent fists...

...or something like that. Mostly, we went to class and work and ate waffles and ice cream and watched Phineas & Ferb.

We also had some pretty wacky conversations.

Wings: "I think that's called 'chemistry.'"
Me: "But it's one-sided! Does that even WORK?!"

Happy Monday, y'all!

Let the bus humor begin...

Every so often, Wings and I will exchange Quotes of the Day. This one comes to you from Wings's Route 07 on the Texas A&M University campus.

"Ah, I am glad they kept Jason normal. He's so funny."
~Unknown

I am the proud owner of a giant calendar featuring hamsters. Jenny (another coworker) inspected it and declared, "That is so you."

"Add traffic jam to your holiday menu."
~The Weather Channel website (11/23/10)

One-Eleven-Eleven!

I scared The Tig (my cat) so bad that he ran into another room jumped onto a plate full of food.

"The combination of good intentions and no short-term memory sometimes yields interesting results."
~Tracy Butler